Saturday Random 5.0
Posted By jayna on June 28, 2008
~ So. Wednesday. No posts since Wednesday. A) I suck. B) I have a reason.
There is something going on around here that cannot be talked about yet. And it was killing me to not blog about it. I would start writing and go straight to this topic. Forbidden fruit rots the mind. I have never wanted to blog about something so bad. However, a certain person the husband and I know in real life may or may not read this. And that certain person may or may not be the absolute worst secret keeper in the world. Maybe next week we’ll play a guessing game on what IT is. That could be fun. Till then . . . moving on . . .
~ What the hell is up with advertising for a garage sale, and then having no farking sign out? And sticking a sign out in front of a massive development, and no others? Seriously people, when I have 16 sales on my list and plethora of picture frames to hunt down, I’m going to skip right by yours if I get a headache just searching for it. Neon yellow, giant ballons, ARROWS. Get it right next week, okay?
~ Also, what the hell is up with taking your 1 or 2 week old baby out to the beach, in the middle of a 95* day, and keeping it in the sun with no cover up. Shade, people, shade. If you’re going to to stick your kid out in that heat, especially your infant that can’t regulate their own body temperature very well, get some freaking SHADE!
~ The husband was initiated tonight into the “Oops, she crapped in the tub” club. And who cleaned it up? Who kept her cool while the kid was screaming (much like she does any time she has an accident – smart kid)? Why yes, it was me. As usual. And then who complained about the possibility of ‘leftovers’ in the tub for his shower? Why yes, it was the husband.
~ Shutterfly.com updated to a new version and it is bugging the ever-loving crap out of me tonight. I was going to poach one of the mother in law’s pictures of the husband and I looking oh, so fine, but the new version doesn’t let me view the picture large enough to do that. So, instead, I leave you with an out of focus, out of her mind, happy little kiddo.
And . . . if you noticed a slightly bitchy tone to the theme tonight, take note. That’ll be your first hint to that little guessing game in the future.
Dude, my guess?
The rabbit died. :)
Shoot, Heather. Laugh at me if you want, but it took me three hours to figure out what the hell you meant. Seriously. I is slow :-)
Alas, there has never been a rabbit living here. Could come in handy though . . .
Do we get to guess the forbidden fruit topic? Pregnant? Arrested for beating an electric company guy with a screw driver and a light bulb? ;)
Shutterfly SUCKS!! I've used them for three years and I HATE the ner version. Captioning pictures is a nightmare and the entire update is just not user friendly. I had to jump ship and go to Snapfish.
I usually lurk–I suck like that. But, the Shutterfly thing had me in my chair, hand raised, screeching "Me, too! Me, too!!"
My kid is 2 1/2 and I have yet to join the poop in the tub club. She's never done it. Of course, I've now jinxed myself and she'll leave a floater in there tonight.
:)
Ahhh! No guessing!
And I only beat various electrical appliances with screwdrivers ;-)
Thanks for de-lurking Kellie. Glad you're here, and I hope you didn't jinx yourself :-)
You've totally piqued my curiosity.
Out with it!
Dude. The hell? No teasing secrets. IT'S NOT NICE.
Your punishment? You have been welcomed to the Pickle Club. I'd say you deserved that little gift in the tub for keeping secrets.
Hmph.
Hi there! Sent over by Jennifer at Playgroups are no place for children. And I JSUT got here AND I MUST KNOW WHAT IT IS?
I am guessing:
1. You are moving
2. You are preggo.
Looking forward to visiting again!
Are you pregnant? I can keep secrets, I swear :)