The Makers of Tylenol Would Like to Thank You
Posted By jayna on November 25, 2008
Still here. Once again keeping Tylenol, Kleenex and Halls in business. Once again, all vying for title of Sickest Family Member.
I would personally like to thank the mother of the little girl who snot all over the three foot high pelican in the mall play place. All the disinfectant in the world obviously couldn’t save us from that plague. Really, next time your child is leaking yellow nastiness, forget the gossip session. Your overpriced coffee and overdressed girlfriends will be there next time. When your kid isn’t wiping her nose on all of the other toddlers.
Tomorrow you can find E and I either draped across the couch, watching I Love Lucy and Tom & Jerry, or draped across a waiting room chair in the pediatrician’s office for a good two hours. All dependent on what sort of wheezing or hacking cough the morning brings.
Feel better!