I Totally Had It Stereotyped

jayna | March 31, 2009

And seriously? Pittsburgh is one big stereotype. But not a bad one at all, so no one get their knickers in a twist. I would seriously be in love with the city, if I were ever forced to love a northern city.
Stereotype #1: City traffic. No matter what city, no matter what side of the [...]

I Just Want To Get Away . . .

jayna | March 30, 2009

I wanna flyyyyyyyy awaaaayyyyy!
Ahem.
So, the husband’s last weekend in Ohio crept up on us and by the end of last week, we figured it was high time to take full advantage of having free babysitters and not having a newborn attached to me.
We hit up priceline and hopped in the car Saturday morning. A drive, [...]

Inching Down The Homestretch

jayna | March 28, 2009

Inching or adding inches.
I suppose it’s both.
Both the belly and the rear end.
But only one is good at balancing a glass of milk for Oreo dunking. I haven’t tried both, but really, I only recommend using one anatomy part for that sort of purpose.
So. Let’s see. The obligatory 35 week complaints . . . hmm [...]

Voodoo-doo-doo-doooooo

jayna | March 25, 2009

We may very well manage to kick the diapers before v2.0 arrives.
I have enough hope to say that out loud and not even look for wood.
But we still need to work on that food throwing thing.
Maybe work a little voodoo against cranky afternoons that seem to be plaguing us.

She Can Smell Weakness

jayna | March 24, 2009

It’s finally happened. The kid has finally picked up on the fact that I can no longer run as fast as her. On how I can’t hold on to her through an alligator death roll, or hoist her heavy butt into the seat of the grocery store cart while she struggles, or bend over to [...]