jayna | July 31, 2009
I grew up here. 45 minutes south of Lake Erie and a couple of beaches. In the entire 22 years I spent here before moving away, I went to the beach one time. And that was in college and we were really, really bored.
When we went then, it smelled like dead fish. Dead, rotting fish [...]
jayna | July 30, 2009
MJ had her 2/3 month well baby visit* yesterday morning.
We went to the beach the day before that.
And I stuffed her chubby rolls into a baby bikini and propped her out on a beach towel for a couple of hours for some sun. She was just too pale.
Put down the phone. No need for CPS [...]
jayna | July 29, 2009
jayna | July 28, 2009
When bribery, threatening, pleading, ignoring and straight begging don’t work . . .
Ten little lima beans, sittin’ on the plate!One fell off and done got ate!Mama called the doctor and the doctor said“No more lima beans, sittin’ on the plate!”
Nine little lima beans, sittin’ on the plate!One fell off and done got ate!Mama called the [...]
jayna | July 26, 2009
First, she’ll hotwire your truck . . .
Then she’ll take it on a ten-county joyride . . .
But she’ll soon get bored with that . . .
And before you know it, she’s gone and stolen the Harley.
We’re teaching her to appreciate the finer things in life, really.
