Squirrel!!

Posted By jayna on January 24, 2012

Anyone who has spent a little time around Miss E may have noticed that she has the attention span of a gnat. True to her age group, no four year old can focus that much for that long, but – thanks to the gene set inherited from the husband – she takes it to the extreme. Lately, we’ve seen a lot of improvement when it comes to actual activities – coloring, board games and such – but we often find ourselves finishing up conversations and wondering if she had heard any of what we said.

After a while, the husband and I learned to just roll with it. Eventually, instead of desperately trying to get her to “come back” to us, we began to joke a little. Conversations will end midway through with her spontaneously (and unknowingly) switching the subject or dashing off to do something else. We will look at each other and laugh (usually), joking and saying “Squirrel!!”

(now is where you go watch the movie ‘Up’ and get the joke . . . )

The other day, both the husband and I were standing in the kitchen, in front of the large sliding glass door that looks out to the backyard, having a very serious conversation with Miss E. By the end, we had both nearly peed our pants and poor E had no idea why. It went a little something like this . . .

“You can’t tie things around your sister’s neck . . .blah blah blah . . . pretending to be dogs. It’s just not safe . . . yada yada yada . . . can’t untie it . . . blah blah blah . . . could really get hurt . . . yada yada yada . . . Are we clear? Do you understand what we just said?

“Uh-huuu . . . SQUIRREL!!!”

And off she dashed to scare away the squirrel that had climbed up onto the bird feeder. Because, well, of course . . .

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And I Shopped Alone

Posted By jayna on January 23, 2012

The door stuck a little as I shoved it open. Tripping over the threshold, the bell at the top jingled and I looked for the shopkeeper that greeted me. Self conscious of my own words as they came out, I heard myself asking “Are y’all still open?”

Barely looking up from the old tube television set, blaring a football game, he nodded. Feet kicked up on an old washing tub and reclining on a church pew, this man was not interested in Sunday shoppers like myself. Popping open a tin of tobacco, he begrudgingly answered his ringing phone.

Slowly, I picked my way through the first few aisles, ever minding the man’s presence. Careful not to touch anything, I inhaled the musty air and listened to the rain pinging on the old barn’s tin roof.

Row by row, my confidence grew. Farther away from the sounds of commentators on the television, I began to lose myself in everything there was to look at. Memories that weren’t mine, all laid out on display.

A red cabinet, worn on every edge, carefully lined in flowered paper; perhaps it once stood proud and bright in a kitchen, holding fresh canned jam. A horse’s plow harness, worn hard with work and weathered with sweat and dirt. Brightly colored lanterns with burned wicks and half empty kerosene vials, surrounded with haphazardly filled boxes of old photographs. Faded captures of people, to match their faded possessions. That smartly dressed man, posed so boldly with his hat askew, would have never dreamed that his cast iron doorstop would be marked with a price that could buy a horse . . . or two.

Through each row I wander, pausing to gasp at prices or daydream about someone else’s history. Eventually I round the final corner and reach the very last set of shelves. In front of them stands the blaring tv, still watched by the sullen man. No longer lost in the magic of history, I reach for what I’ve come for.

Turning to face him, I hold out the three small glass jars. They stand between us, him and my faltering confidence. I’ve chosen the cheapest items in this old barn and he begrudgingly swings his feet down from the wash tub. Down the main aisle he goes, expecting me to follow behind, leaving a trail of muddy boot prints and the smell of vanilla tobacco. Reaching the desk, I hand over my choices and wait meekly, as though I am in the wrong and shouldn’t even be here. How dare I disturb this peaceful afternoon, interrupting the rain drops on the old tin roof and the yelling voices from the tv.

After silently writing my total on a billpad and pushing it across the desk, the man slowly takes each jar and gently wraps it in old newspaper. All three a settled in a bag and he hands me my change. Looking up, he softly asks what I plan to do with the jars.

“I don’t know,” I answer, even though each already has a destination in my house.

“Oh,” he replies. Pausing a moment, he gathers his words and then excitedly tells me of a woman he knows that collects them for drinking glasses, and another that decorates with them for weddings. Standing up behind his jumbled desk, he wishes me well for the rest of the day and tells me he knows I’ll find a perfect use for the jars. With a genuine smile, he tips his frayed baseball hat and turns back up the aisle. As I yank the stuck door open, jingling the bell once more, he settles back in on the church pew, propping his feet on the wash stand and sullenly glaring at the television.

Away I go in the rain, confidence creeping back once again.

~ linking up with just write ~

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Three Months

Posted By jayna on January 20, 2012

Baby Brother.

Tomorrow you turn three months. Three whole months of us getting to cuddle with you and squeeze you close as you smile and frown and squeak and sigh and laugh in your sleep. We’ve marveled over your crazy expressive eyebrows, each one independent of the other, and pinched all of your chubby cheeks. We’ve rubbed our noses in your sweet smelling hair and kissed each one of your toes. You giggle when we tickle your armpits, curl up in a ball after raspberries on your tummy and wake up with the biggest stretches you can muster.

You make midnights an okay time to be awake.

In the past three months, we’ve nearly run out of clothes for you. You wore a newborn size for about a day, breezed through the 0-3 month stuff, and left me packing away all of the 3-6 month things last night. Our arms get tired hauling you in and out of the house in the carseat and it won’t be long before we change that to one like your sisters’. I’ll have to pull the scale out tonight, but you’re at least 16 pounds now. You don’t fit on my lap for diaper changes anymore and I had to pack away nearly half of the diapers I had for you already.

I am constantly begging you to stop growing up so fast!

Your sisters are the light of your world, despite how much time they spend all up in your face. When you hear their voices from across the room, you look and look for them, voicing your annoyance if you can’t see them. Miss E brings instant smiles and MJ is convinced she can teach you to dance. I can only hope they love you this much when you are big enough to get into their things.

We’ve already found glitter in your hair.

You talk, yell, screech and laugh. At night, I use you as a weight to lift off my chest as I lay on the floor. Up and down you go, kicking your feet and making me dodge buckets of drool. When I put you down, you roll yourself right over, proud as can be. And then, when you decide you’ve had quite enough of that, you complain until we scoop you up and make everything instantly better. At the end of the night, we rock in the darkness until you melt into my arms, belly full and eyelashes fluttering over your cheeks.

I always have to make myself put you down once you’re asleep.

To you, showers are the most fun events ever. Ceiling fans are magical things that need to be talked to. Cars are things that need to be in constant motion. Kitchen floors are more enjoyable than a cushy swing. Techno music is to better than all the rest of our selections. And my arms are the preferred place for sleeping.

I’m so glad you’re here with us.

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Where Are My Bon-Bons? {You Capture: Cold}

Posted By jayna on January 19, 2012

The husband has been “working” from home this month . . . but without a lot of the work part. Unfortunately for him, we’re learning just how needy I can get when he’s sitting right here.

“Babe, are you busy? No? Here, can you just hold the baby while I go to the bathroom? Thanks!”

And then, on the way to the bathroom, I stop to put a load of laundry in the washer, fold the stuff that was in the dryer, wipe down the counters in the kitchen, load the dishwasher, mix up a smoothie for the girls, clean the litterbox, tidy up the bedroom, wipe the bathroom counters down, refold the towels and finally go to the bathroom – just in time for the laundry in the dryer to be done again and need folded.

“Hey M, since you’re up and I’m already sitting and feeding the baby, could you do just one little thing for me?”

And then, after he brings me my phone from across the room, I ask him for a glass of water, to take MJ potty, to switch the next load of laundry around, to take the garbage out, to move the vacuum from upstairs to down, and finally to hold the baby while I run to the bathroom real quick . . .

He keeps wondering how on earth I ever get anything done during the day all by myself and I just can’t seem to explain how much more of a routine I have when he isn’t sitting right there. It looks to be bordering the line of helpless and weak, but really, I’d like to say that I’m simply an opportunist. Show me a husband with empty arms and I shall place a cranky and needy baby in them.

But really? Really? He keeps feeding into my growing reliance. This morning, as we flurried about the house to get E off to school on time, he made a cup of coffee for me to take. He ran out and started my car. And, he kept the baby with him so we wouldn’t have to take him out in the cold. If he hadn’t been here, we still would have made it out the door, but with no coffee. The car would have been cold and the poor baby would have been bundled into his carseat like an eskimo.

So, I suppose one of the coldest months of the year is a really awesome time to have this “working from home” thing going on.

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And, oh, was it cold this morning . . . at least, cold for this Ohio-to-Texas-to-Georgia-to-Ohio-to-Maryland-to-Virginia girl. Cold should be relative to where you are . . . which leaves us at really freezing!

Linking up with everyone else that’s Cold this week at I Should Be Folding Laundry

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Oh, Weekend

Posted By jayna on January 13, 2012

. . . we’re so glad to see you again.

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